>NIGGA SHIT!!!! Gentleman arrested for muling drugs inside his penis. You read that correctly.

>A Kentucky man faces charges after officers found cocaine on his person during a traffic stop. Unfortunately, his creativity for storing drugs failed him..officers found the small baggy of crack cocaine under his foreskin.

foreskin coke dude Gentleman arrested for muling drugs inside his penis. You read that correctly. Police arrested Antoine Banks during a routine traffic stop when they found a bag of salvia and liquid codeine on him.
During a pat-down search, officers then found a bag of cocaine on Banks’ waistband.
Police then asked Banks if he had any other drugs on him. After he told them he didn’t, the officers on the scene ordered a strip search.
In the middle of the strip search, officers noticed a protrusion on Banks’ foreskin. On further inspection, they found it was a smaller bag of crack cocaine.
Banks faces charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance and possession of synthetic cannabinoids as well as additional charges of trafficking a controlled substance.
Let’s not cast stones for a second and admit that this guy simply had an impressive amount of drugs. I mean that is dedication to your craft. But, more importantly, at least this guy was thinking outside the box. In the waistband isn’t unexpected, but smuggling a bit of coke in your dong skin? That’s just crafty. This dude is like Inspector Gadget, only instead of a trenchcoat wielding all of his goods, he’s using an oversized flap of penis skin that vaguely resembles Snuffalufagus.
Doctors should also probably make sure to include this as a reason not to circumcise your child when listing off the pros and cons to new parents. “Well, with circumcision, your child would have cleaner, more attractive genitals with a lower chance of infection…but can he pull a rabbit out of his penis like so?” Totally makes days worth of storing a rabbit in your foreskin worth it, I bet.

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